CADBURY

Comfydown Cottage

Address withheld

Carryduff

Belfast

10/12/2003

Dear Cadburys,

 

I write to with not so much of a problem, more a dilemma. In fact it’s really more of a request than anything. Anyway, here we go. There’s nothing, well almost nothing, my wife Gloria and I enjoy more than staying in of a Saturday evening with a bar (200g) of your Fruit and nut chocolate confection, watching some of our extensive collection of ‘Antiques roadshow’ videos. You see Gloria has a bit of a thing about John Bly and if I was being honest the young filly that does the teddy-bears and toys well, enough said.

 

I digress. You see firstly we are both very, ney, extremely organised people, not a thing out of place, pins on paper, that kind of thing. So the way you just willy nilly throw the fruit and nuts in causes us great annoyance. Gloria, you see, likes nuts with her chocy and I’m a fruity man, so during the evening Gloria will remove the chocolate and give me the raisins and I in turn will give her my nuts.

 

Is there anyway you could make one half with regularly spaced fruit and the other half nuts. I’m quite sure lots of people do just like us of a weekend, so the demand might just surprise you. I look forward to your reply. 

 

Yours sincerely

 

John J Marley

 

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